For all man are like grass, and all their glory is like the flowers of the field; the grass withers and the flowers fall -1Peter 1:24

Friday, August 1, 2008

Little Miss Loud

ORIGINAL VERSION:
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POLITICALLY CORRECTED VERSION:
Mr Nonchalant had an incredibly boring group outing. He most likely will not again meet those girls in future.
Little Miss Loud on the other hand was excited to have gone out with Mr Nonchalant.
So thrilled was Little Miss Loud that for some unknown and less that rational reason, had to sprout it off to everyone, describing the "date" down to the finest details.

Mr Nonchalant was disgusted with having the whole world subscribed to this distorted truth.

Ending:
Little Miss Loud who looked forward to having Mr Nonchalant for her upcoming party, would never realize what went wrong. Nor would she get to see Mr Nonchalant again.
Mr Nonchalant didn't show up, he found better things to do.

And they lived happily ever after

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